remember that one time you called your teacher mom
i love being naked but i hate how i look naked
Diabetes here I come!
god damn it
why must we play god
That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”